3D Disney and 3D Porn Marathon

My classmate and I decided to watch the first ever 3D porn movie Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstacy just because I have never seen a 3D porn movie on live cinema.

According to Wikipedia, after the movie opened a month ago in April, the movie took in US $351,000 (HK $2,790,000) in Hong Kong on the first day alone, beating Titanic and Avatar‘s HK$2.5 million opening gross in Hong Kong in 2009. It has earned HK$13,104,982 in the first 4 days after opening. As of May 4, 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy has earned more than HK$33 million (over US$ 4M) in Hong Kong.

Now do you blame us for wanting to see it? 🙂

 

Anyway, we meet in Mongkok at 9:30pm to watch the movie in Broadway Cinema for 10:00pm.

When we got there, the lady in the counter grumpily said, “Sorry but one seat left?”

My classmate and I looked at her in disbelief. Entire theatre — full but one seat? Which idiot (not counting us) would be watching the 3D porn movie after it’s no longer widely distributed for weeks?!

Sorry, no more I can do,” the lady said.

Which other movies are available?” we asked.

Turns out, Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides was still available – and not full – so we got that instead:

Sorry, no student discount,” the woman said. “And you pay extra HKD6 for 3D glasses.”

Whaaat? Not only was 3D porn full, but 3D Disney required full fare and no free 3D to rent?!

We grumbled but paid.

As we fell in line, we were like, “Since we already paid for the stupid glasses, why have it go to waste?”

So we also bought 3D Sex and Zen tickets for 12:30pm.

That’s Disney at 9:55pm, and Sex and Zen at 12:30pm.

We finished at 2:30pm.

Niiiiiiceeee…

Anyway, as a brief review, I’ve heard so many bad things on both movies that my expectations were set quite low. Surprisingly, they were better than I’ve expected.

Pirates had a decent enough story as long as your eyes can adjust well to the low lighting (I mean, why are most of the scenes set in the evening), and 3D porn was more of a love story with its dose of hilarity.

In one scene, the guy gets a penis upgrade because he had a micro-penis. He wanted to get one from a horse because of the saying, “Hung like a horse,” but upon severing the donor’s, the horse cock got squished and flattened.

Consequently, he ended up with another set, but it’s still funny just the same.

If you can look at these things at an objective manner, the show was actually quite enjoyable. But if you’re a bit uptight, you might think it’s crap.

Personally, I liked both, and glad to have such a movie overdose during finals week.

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About Bonita

I'm a forgetful person. But I think a lot. Every day, a lot of thoughts enter my head. That's why this blog came to be: first, to keep my memories alive through the years, and two, to actually see how I and my thoughts have changed. Please note that I seldom draft or edit my posts. Sometimes, if I'm not careful, I offend some of you, my readers. And while I apologize for making you feel uncomfortable, I am not sorry for being honest or for making well-intentioned mistakes. I will however be the first to admit if I change my mind. Hence, do read and proceed with caution. My life is as colorful and as boring as you make it. I complain many days, but offer some encouragement in others. Life is fluid, it changes. So keep the positives and throw away the negatives, and I do hope that at the end of the day, you will enjoy reading the blog and leaving comments here and there if my posts touches you. Happy reading!
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3 Responses to 3D Disney and 3D Porn Marathon

  1. jxu says:

    o.O 3D porn… n_n”

  2. jtrott says:

    Oh.. That’s tragedy. hehehe.. But which was the movie? sex and zen? I have to do some search for it.

  3. Bonita says:

    Yes, it’s the sex and zen movie. 🙂

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