Q: The easiest way to lose weight?

Answer:

1) Eat something bad.

2) Go to the bathroom times every time you want to, which is almost every single time you stand up. And sit down. And lie in bed. And roll around.

Gosh, that’s almost every moment, trip to the bathroom!

3) Go to the doctor that doesn’t give you drugs that help. Go to bathroom even more. Vomit a little bit. Look deathly pale and scare your co-workers shitless because you’re sick in China.

4) You lose your appetite because you’re afraid it’s going to go out the other hole again.

5) You eat a bit. You were right. It quickly goes out the said hole. Disgusting.

6) Do this continuously for a day and a half.

Outcome: 3 kilos lost in 2 days. My gosh, I have THAT much weight in dirt inside?

My punishment: Everyone’s been eating at Morton’s and Burger King while am stuck eating congee.

Groan.

Have a great weekend all!

About Bonita

I'm a forgetful person. But I think a lot. Every day, a lot of thoughts enter my head. That's why this blog came to be: first, to keep my memories alive through the years, and two, to actually see how I and my thoughts have changed. Please note that I seldom draft or edit my posts. Sometimes, if I'm not careful, I offend some of you, my readers. And while I apologize for making you feel uncomfortable, I am not sorry for being honest or for making well-intentioned mistakes. I will however be the first to admit if I change my mind. Hence, do read and proceed with caution. My life is as colorful and as boring as you make it. I complain many days, but offer some encouragement in others. Life is fluid, it changes. So keep the positives and throw away the negatives, and I do hope that at the end of the day, you will enjoy reading the blog and leaving comments here and there if my posts touches you. Happy reading!
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