My Period is Late!

Heart-stopping uh-oh.

WTF.

I’ve been nervously waiting and waiting…

…but my period hasn’t arrived yet.

-_-

OMG.

OMG.

OMG.

OMG.

OMG…!

It’s been late several days already.

I know that my period has often been irregular, but how can I explain this debacle to my parents? I’m too young and worked too hard just to screw things up!

But I’m an optimist.

I look at the bright side.

It’s in times like these that you thank God for strong values.

And for your ability to be picky with your Toms, Dicks and Harrys.

Unless of course, the Virgin Mary phenomenon bears repeating… then again, how can you procreate, without… you-know.

Jeez, that’s what you get for being all stressed out.

In hindsight, just thanking my mighty good luck that I haven’t been sexually active and just went with the flow with M, despite the temptation to do so.

Otherwise, imagine the REAL heart attack am going to experience when my period is indeed late.

Not too late to be Virgin Mary Part II though.

Nah. Don’t think it’ll happen.

About Bonita

I'm a forgetful person. But I think a lot. Every day, a lot of thoughts enter my head. That's why this blog came to be: first, to keep my memories alive through the years, and two, to actually see how I and my thoughts have changed. Please note that I seldom draft or edit my posts. Sometimes, if I'm not careful, I offend some of you, my readers. And while I apologize for making you feel uncomfortable, I am not sorry for being honest or for making well-intentioned mistakes. I will however be the first to admit if I change my mind. Hence, do read and proceed with caution. My life is as colorful and as boring as you make it. I complain many days, but offer some encouragement in others. Life is fluid, it changes. So keep the positives and throw away the negatives, and I do hope that at the end of the day, you will enjoy reading the blog and leaving comments here and there if my posts touches you. Happy reading!
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2 Responses to My Period is Late!

  1. Anonymous says:

    Wow i thought it was real
    it scared me reading it

    that happens to me sometimes when im stressed out too

    ha
    nice one

  2. Boyd R. Jones says:

    Hope your parents don’t read your blog then! D’oh! Good luck with that…

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