Aussie guy

I’ve been missing Aussie guy.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

I was talking to my friend Mikey yesterday. He asked me what I’ve seen in Aussie guy.

“He’s big,” I said.

“In what way?” he asked.

“In every way that matters,” I replied. “He’s even bigger than him,” pointing to our mutual friend ES, who stands over 6 foot tall.

Wow, he’s f*cking HUGE!” Mike exclaimed. “What else?”

Well, he’s not super attractive,” I started.

“Haha, it’s the first time I’ve heard you crushing on a not-too-cute guy,” he chided. “You usually go for Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. So what does this guy have that others don’t.

He doesn’t let me step all over him,” I said. “He’s a no-bullshit type of guy, even from me He also oozes with confidence.”

“I also love his accent,” I continued. “I melt whenever he gives me a call and say in his own sexy way, ‘Hello Raven, how are ya doing?”

Of all people…

Aussie guy.

Fucking oath. 🙁


About Bonita

I'm a forgetful person. But I think a lot. Every day, a lot of thoughts enter my head. That's why this blog came to be: first, to keep my memories alive through the years, and two, to actually see how I and my thoughts have changed. Please note that I seldom draft or edit my posts. Sometimes, if I'm not careful, I offend some of you, my readers. And while I apologize for making you feel uncomfortable, I am not sorry for being honest or for making well-intentioned mistakes. I will however be the first to admit if I change my mind. Hence, do read and proceed with caution. My life is as colorful and as boring as you make it. I complain many days, but offer some encouragement in others. Life is fluid, it changes. So keep the positives and throw away the negatives, and I do hope that at the end of the day, you will enjoy reading the blog and leaving comments here and there if my posts touches you. Happy reading!
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2 Responses to Aussie guy

  1. @l says:

    crikey !

  2. raven says:

    Haha, yes!

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